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Send Me a Message

  • I’m not interested in anything you have to sell.
  • The King of Botswana doesn’t want to give me his life savings out of the goodness of his heart. I didn’t win a lottery I’ve never heard of. Your visa health check doesn’t exist.  If you’re trying to scam me, get a real job and a life.
  • I don’t respond to idiotic messages. If you’re going to waste your time saying something racist, bigoted, homophobic, or something else equally disgusting, don’t bother.
  • I try to respond to messages in a day or two. Patience, grasshopper.
  • If you don’t want me to share this message on my weblog, just let me know. (Obviously, if it’s something personal in nature, I am not going to do it anyway.)
  • If you’d like to donate, go here, then send me a message and I’ll send you a little something!

Message Me

Sometimes sending me an instant message is easier and quicker.

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Telegram Messenger

I use Telegram because it’s free, it’s fast, it’s open, and it’s secure. I also have it installed on multiple devices which means that there’s a much bigger chance of me returning your message quickly.

You will need an account but it’s quick to sign up. Telegram is web-based and it’s also available for Windows, Mac, Linux, iOS (iPad/iPhone), Android, Windows Phone, and others.


I prefer messages by Telegram, but if you use Skype, you can chat with me here.

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