Ah we needed an update, didn't we? Sure you did. I know I did.
Well so 2010 is here and as far as I know, mostly queer. I'm sitting here with my fingers in my ear because the dog is snoring. And I could keep rhyming like a bloody idiot, or I can get on with my bad ol' self.
I haven't been feeling very spectacular lately with my kidneys and such. I jumped on the scale the other day and it said 187.5 pounds (which is 85 kg). I was like, wow. But something told me that the scale was wrong so a day or two later, I jumped on (literally) and it was 178.5 (and that's about 81 kg).

So what could have happened where I lose 9 pounds (ahem, 4 kg) in one day? Any one of these things may have happened:
- I dropped the new-born baby I was holding.
- The dog jumped out of my arms.
- The alien jumped into the toilet and flushed itself.
- I threw my guts up, literally.
- I had to pee... really bad.
- I was full of shit, um, literally.
I assure you it wasn't any of those things. Or maybe it was just the bathroom scale being funny. I usually weigh myself with minimal clothes on like with my underwear and socks on only. When I weighed myself, I was wearing jeans, a jacket and doing something else... I don't remember what... I think brushing my teeth.
BUT I poke fun of myself saying that but honestly, 2009 was my heaviest year. I had never, ever hit the 180 pound mark and I am struggling very hard to keep the weight off. I have always been somewhat on the thin side. I liked it. I had no real problem with it and putting weight ON was always a huge problem. Well I have it now. And it's very, very hard to lose.
So this year, I will focus on that. I need to get into better shape. My body is reminding me that I'm getting older and I'll have man titties (yes, this is a scary link) in no time. Something I don't want.
Now all you people who thought I would never put on weight can laugh. ;) If your goal this year is for a healthier body, let me know. I know it sounds funny but I can give you some dietary tips (and I'm so capable and qualified to do it). I wish you luck and hey, don't quit on your new gym membership, yeah? Your body will love you for it later.
My goal for the first 6 months of 2010 is to lose about 5 pounds a month. Very easy. Very attainable.

The area in that light blue is how much I weighed (mostly) in Australia so it goes to show you that I've been putting it on like crazy in the USA. There is just too much good food here. I am hoping to lose 20-25 pounds of fat this year. If I put on muscle, that's even hotter/sexier/better.
FYI: You are never supposed to lose 9 pounds/4 kg in one day. If you do, something is seriously wrong. A good goal to lose weight is about 0.9 kg (2 pounds) each week. Your needs may be different and you should
always consult a medical professional before starting any weight loss program. :)
And these graphs were made by OmniGraphSketcher by Omni Group which make awesome Mac software. (And making graphs is a nerdy obsession of mine...)
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