Shirtless Wonders Wreck My Sight

I've been on Cyndi Lauper like ugly on an ape (and I was going to say something really mean and nasty instead, but I won't because I'm a pretty nice guy). [Like ugly on ____insert ugly person here____.]

Here's the video from MTV... well OK maybe not "from" MTV because last time I checked, they just have a bunch of boring reality shows and absolute garbage. I'll let you watch it then I'll comment on it. This is a great time to listen to "Into the Nightlife" if you haven't heard it yet. (And I have seen it in other places in much, much poorer quality too... this is the best I can find.)

And now we've seen it... you have to admit that she is an individual. And I love that, but an individual like her, I was actually expecting something, um, a little more creative. But I honestly would rather watch this than listen to any of Björk's stuff. And I was expecting to see a bit more of naked men. So I'll post a few pictures of my own shirtless wonders. :)

Mmmmm, Usher. :) Tasty.

Proof that you don't have to have a shaved/waxed/smooth chest to be sexy. (And muscular for that matter, but that's OK)

Hispanic men. I totally heart them. Even if he's not hispanic, that's also OK.

Probably not the best pic of this guy... but that will work too. Proof that you don't have to be a muscle-head to have an awesome body!

So I am hoping that is good for you like it's good for me. And if it isn't, you can probably just go here to see lots of pictures of titties and stuff. Why? Because everybody loves titties. Oh and if these are one of your photos and you're going to totally kill me for posting them, then send me a note. Why aren't there more pictures of sexy shirtless Mexican men, damn it!